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[Lup blinks at the change, her own head tilting in response as she heads in.]

Oh shit, somebody did a number on you. All good? Do we need superglue?

A worm bit it off, but I killed it. [ Vengeance was hers, even if she hadn't known her horn got ganked at that point in time. ] It'll grow back, eventually.

Aha. It was horngry.

[She offers up the box while she kicks off her shoes; inside is a collection of macarons, apple pie tarts, and fresh biscuits.]

When I let Ardbert hold onto it he asked if that made him 'horny' now, so I ate his dessert.

[ She accepts the box with a small utterance of thanks, peeking inside to see what was brought. Upon seeing the apple pie tarts her tail wiggles briefly with excitement. Pie may be inferior to cake, but apple anything is always the best.

Era leads Lup to the living room, where the sofas and chairs all have warm throws adorning them in shades of autumn. On the table a partially-finished cross stitch lays next to two glass tumblers and a bottle of pomegranate wine with Lup's name quite literally on it, written in fancy cursive. ]

[Lup snickers first at the dumb joke, then at the cross stitch, following her lead and parking herself in front of the wine, leaning back on the couch and looking immediately cozy.]

Getting crafty, huh? That'll be fun decor.

[ Only once Lup makes herself comfortable does Era do the same, pouring them each a glass of wine and drawing her legs up onto the sofa beside her friend, settling in to enjoy the first sip. ]

My usual crafts are unavailable, so I've had to make do. [ She's no stranger to embroidery, though she'd never done it for aesthetics before. It's a fun change of pace. ] I think I'll make one complimenting Hades' butt.

[ It seems like a fun way to flirt with him, and one that she knows he'll appreciate for the creativity if nothing else. ]

That's the joy of making your own shit. You can make it as weird as you like.

[Lup lifts her glass as a salute and takes a heavy swig. Goooood she did really need some fresh wine.]

[ She nods her agreement. Being able to make her own things has literally saved her life more times than she can count, and comes with the added bonus of being perfectly suited for whatever she needs. ]

Asphodelus and I would flirt with arcane geometries on the chaulkboard. I'm going to try something similar using embroidery this time.

[ Another sip, and she savours the sensation. In a safe place and with trusted company, Era doesn't mind indulging in alcohol. After the past month this feels almost overdue. ]

How have you been?

Gods, sounds like Barold and me.

[They'd flirt over the dumbest things, honestly.]

Mm... been just fine. Besides the whole. [She makes a wiggling gesture with her arm. Worms! Gosh.] Situation. At least it's been a weird distraction, those can be useful sometimes.

I think nerdy flirting is more fun than the normal kind. [ Another quick sip of her drink. ] Though that could just be because I'm no good at it.

[ She's glad she isn't the only one who found it useful even if it was a horrific event. Despite all the damage and losses of life... ]

It was nice to feel useful again. [ She always feels at home in her element, and it sometimes makes her wonder what that says about her as a person. ] At least until I wasn't anymore.

Lord. If I have to listen to a buddy bemoaning their apparent uselessness, I'm gonna need more wine.

[She drains her glass, leaning over to top it up again.]

[ Era rolls her eyes and holds out her glass for Lup to top it up as well. ]

My horns are for hearing, balance, and spatial awareness. I wanted to keep fighting, but couldn't. [ She wanted to fight more worms. ): ] It was such shite.

The whole month was shite, if I'm honest.

[Lup obliges.]

It was a hell of a follow-up to last month, that's for sure. Fuck fall.

Autumn food is very good. The best apples are in season during these months.

[ #priorities. ]

Obviously, yeah. It's just not what I wanted on the menu this season.

[Siiiiiip.]

Maybe dick comes later on the seasonal menu?

[She snorts, just about losing her mouthful.]

Fuck me, I was too obvious!

[ She laughs a little into her wine. ]

I've been keeping an eye out for you.

My naughty bits thank you wholeheartedly. I almost got laid last month, but I got trauma-cockblocked.

[ She responds with a sympathetic noise. ]

Was is more of a 'not now but maybe later' cockblock, or a 'probably never' sort of one?

Ehh, I left the door open, but if I were to guess I'd go with the latter. It was a long shot to begin with... still, I had my tits out! Hard to not feel cheated after that.

Did he at least have his out?

The whole shebang. Boner and everything! It's like somebody handed me a nudie mag and told me to take care of myself.

[Not that she isn't great at that already. It's the principle of the thing.]

[ Oh, that is impressively far to reach only to then stop. ]

To get so far...! What do the gods here have against you having sex? [ Why yes, she does sound incredibly indignant on Lup's behalf. ] They need to bring more eligible adults here for you. It would be to their own benefit!

[The indignance is well and truly shared.]

Right!? I would touch so many dicks! Line them up! Let me have a good time already!

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